Badger’s LB Gets a DUI on a Moped

According to ESPN, Wisconsin linebacker Jonathan Casillas was partying a little too much before he made the ill-advised decision to drive home….on a moped. Heres the report:

A breath test showed his blood alcohol concentration to be 0.15 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08.

Casillas, 21, received three citations — first-offense drunken driving, driving with a prohibited alcohol concentration, and driving with two persons on a moped.

Coach Bielema said “”We handled that the same way as any alcohol or drug [violation],”

What a dumbass! Twice the legal limit, and riding doubles on a moped. I’m curious who the shotgun rider is and why they were riding behind him…lets hope it was at least a female, because if this was another dude riding crotch-to-butt…then they’ve officially broken a serious man law as well! For some reason Harry and Lloyd come to mind…I can picture Casillas saying “I can get 40 miles to the gallon on this hog. Still wanna go to Aspen??”


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