Bama Makes Everyone Else Look Like A Pack Of Retards

Nick Saban and his infantry makes everyone else look like a pack of retards out there on Saturdays.  They have completely demolished every team they’ve played on both sides of the ball, making the opposition feel like they shouldn’t be sharing the same field as the Crimson Tide.  In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past 5 weeks of college football, heres a recap of what they’ve done: 

2008 Football Schedule and Results
DATE OPPONENT RESULT/TIME RECORD/TICKETS
August 30 at No. 9 Clemson  W 34-10 1-0 (0-0)
September 6 Tulane  W 20-6 2-0 (0-0)
September 13 Western Kentucky  W 41-7 3-0 (0-0)
September 20 at Arkansas  W 49-14 4-0 (1-0)
September 27 at No. 3 Georgia  W 41-30 5-0 (2-0)

Their season thus far reminds me of a quote from the movie Major League 2.  Its when Jack Parkman is running from third to home and pulverizes Indians catcher Rube Baker as he crosses the plate.  He stares down at Rube, who is in a world of pain, and says “Don’t stand on the tracks when trains coming through.”  If you don’t remember ol Parkman, he’s the one that does the shimmy when he comes up to bat that makes all the women in Cleveland wanna puke…

It looks like Bama is back in ’08, and its very hard to believe that Saban has turned this program into a seemingly national title contender in just one year.  I guess when you have support from Alumni like this, its not that hard to get the wheels turning though…

 

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: