The Ugliest White Dudes In The NBA

October 1, 2008

I know what you’re thinking right now…is there seriously enough of them in the league to even have this discussion?  Contrary to popular belief, there are 55 current caucasians occupying a roster spot in the league right now according to NBA Inside Stuff.  Now lets get something straight here; I’m talking about your home grown, biscuit and gravy eatin, Nascar shirt wearin, John Denver listening, PBR drinking white boys here…foreigners don’t count (sorry Dirk and Manu, you and those bigass sniffers of yours would have made this list otherwise).  We all know why they’re giving this the old college try…its not for fame, not for money, not for power…its to try to find a way to finally score some ass

So I thought I would bring to you the select few wanna be ballers that represent the white boys in the NBA…no wonder we get made fun of so much.  Here are my top 5 ugliest white guys in the NBA right now:

Chris Kaman – alleged brother of Harry from Dumb and Dumber

Adam Morrison – fear the stache, or he’ll cry

Brian Scalabrine – he knows he’s not gonna play, no socks with lowtops

Brad MillerLuda called, he said he’s been wonderin where his cornrows went

And without a doubt the ugliest white dude in the NBA right now…

Robert Swift – Did Shaun White and Travis Barker make sweet love?

Face it guys, one thing will always remain the truth no matter how much you think you can ball…you’ll always be

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